Last night I had a dream that I was signing Edsel up for the FetLife website. FetLife is, well, let me look it up because I don't actually know. ...Okay. FetLife is like a dating site for people with fetishes,... Read more →
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Last night I had a dream that I was signing Edsel up for the FetLife website. FetLife is, well, let me look it up because I don't actually know. ...Okay. FetLife is like a dating site for people with fetishes,... Read more →
08:21 AM in Aging ungracefully, Chicken, I am high-maintenance, My pets, Other people's pets | Permalink | Comments (36)
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8:06 a.m. I woke up late, and now Faithful Reader Paula is going to feel nervous through this whole post because I have to hurry. I've showered, and selected what I'm wearing, and also I'd like to mention that when... Read more →
08:25 AM in Other people's pets | Permalink | Comments (50)
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So, this week I was sick, with some horrid Disease of the Coughs, where all I did was try to sleep but I couldn't because cough, and I had to sleep sitting up like the Elephant Man, which in case... Read more →
08:28 AM in ...friend/Ned, My pets | Permalink | Comments (80)
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I didn't go to work today. I spent all night crying and coughing, and now I am just waking up from a migraine. As you know, Edsel was sometimes attacking Lottie, and that the trainer and the vet said this... Read more →
12:01 PM in My pets | Permalink | Comments (184)
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First of all, I answered most of your questions you had yesterday in the comments, and I'll go back after this and answer the rest. I had to work more than I thought I would yesterday, and was unable to... Read more →
08:18 AM in Aging ungracefully, At Two With Nature, Death, Film, Health, Other people's pets, Snakes | Permalink | Comments (37)
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I'll blog at lunch. Let's do the thing where I ask what I should write about and then I ignore you. Ooo! I know! Let's have Ask June Qs all morning day, and I'll answer them at lunch. Read more →
10:11 AM | Permalink | Comments (57)
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Yesterday I had to go to a building downtown to attend an all-day meeting. This is the view from the balcony behind the building. Went out there to smoke my 'rette. Man, I was having a nicotine fit. It was... Read more →
08:01 AM in Film, June doesn't know any ugly people, My pets, Television | Permalink | Comments (42)
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Last night, when I headed to bed, Lottie was already in there, fast asleep. She looked so cute, and she's been doing so well with not going in the house, that I thought, "Maybe she can sleep in the big-girl... Read more →
Morning. Do I sound intimidating? I've been watching a lot of Undercover Boss, and thank god my weekends mean a lot lately. Undercover Boss is where a CEO or president or whatever hoo-hah of a major company (7-Eleven, 1-800-Flowers, Waste... Read more →
08:22 AM in I am a pleasure of life, June can't keep a man, Religion, Television | Permalink | Comments (56)
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Last night, I got my rose gold color! It'll only last a few weeks, but here it is! I look vaguely like an aging Disney princess. But I like it! It's exciting! Also, I need lip enhancement so bad. Four... Read more →
08:30 AM in At Two With Nature, Fuck natural, Lottie = El Diablo | Permalink | Comments (52)
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I had ideas about what I was gonna write about today and then I sat down and ...blank. ...Oh! Mulch! Yes. I came home for lunch and there was poor Chris of Chris and Lilly, unloading m'mulch. With a big... Read more →
08:13 AM in Aging ungracefully, Gardening, My pets, Religion | Permalink | Comments (48)
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There are two birds singing outside the window, and some sort of low-buzzing bug. Nope, there's a crow. So now it's three kinds of birds. Iris is quietly eating in the kitchen window. There's a plate of homemade wishes on... Read more →
08:20 AM in My pets, Other people's pets, Television | Permalink | Comments (35)
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My problem is, I'm not attracted to wealth and power. Like, look at Candace Bergen. She married two men who weren't that pretty, but rich? Hells yeah, they were rich. And she must have slept with them, right? Or how... Read more →
08:04 AM in Friends, I hate everything, Lottie = El Diablo, My pets | Permalink | Comments (72)
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Ima have to call AppleCare, which always puts me in a sparkling mood, because my computer keeps saying, "Update your iTunes!" so I do, then it says, "Cannot locate your phone." And I'm all IT'S RIGHT HERE UNDERNEATH YOU. IT'S... Read more →
08:04 AM in ...friend/Ned, My pets, Other people's pets | Permalink | Comments (59)
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I was going to hyperbole your hat off telling you about how I survived a car accident, escaping death as only June could do, but something so much more interesting has happened now. So, on Friday afternoon, I was headed... Read more →
10:10 AM in ...friend/Ned, I am berserk, June can't keep a man, My pets, Other people's pets | Permalink | Comments (28)
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Yesterday, I was texting The Younger Man, who first of all needs a blog name. "What do you want your blog name to be?" I asked him, because he's not at all busy being in the Olympics or whatever. "Steve,"... Read more →
08:16 AM in Film, Sports | Permalink | Comments (53)
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Yesterday was ridik. I had to take my car into the shop, which I think I've told you now 800 times, and you'd think I was taking it in to get it tricked out. You'd think my car was transitioning.... Read more →
9:32 p.m. It's Tuesday night, as opposed to TOOOOOOOSDAY AFTERNOOON. What is that song? The songs of my childhood are sad. Why'd I have to grow up in the drug era? Couldn't I have grown up in the nice '20s,... Read more →
06:32 AM in Aging ungracefully, Family, Food and Drink, Health, Munchausen's by Proxy | Permalink | Comments (84)
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So how is everyone? I know most of you saw this already on Facebook, but here. Here is a snapshot of my life, below, except it's a five-second veeeedeo of my life, but still. So that's how I'm doing. In... Read more →
08:41 AM in ...friend/Ned, Hulk's sex life, June can't keep a man, My pets | Permalink | Comments (53)
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I don't get why people like fantasy and science fiction. It's so not interesting to me. I don't see how you can get riveted by things that don't exist. Oh! There's a curse from the Land of Dumblethworp and it's... Read more →
08:18 AM in ...friend/Ned, Ask Lu, At Two With Nature, I hate everything, June can't keep a man | Permalink | Comments (68)
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