Well, I'm back. That was a whirlwind trip to Michigan. Here is the last photo I took in Michigan. My mother and I were waiting at the airport, and I went to take a selfie, and she decided she'd "look better" if she raised her eyebrows like an insane person.
Okay, no.
So now I'm back and I kind of noticed that things aren't going so well.
Like, I try not to talk about work here so I won't be fired, but I switched my duties six months ago, and I suck at my new duties, and it's very disconcerting, having everything you do be awful. So now I feel like I'm not good at anything, and that's a rational response, I know. But it's hard not to feel like a failure AT EVERYTHING.
Also, I've been kind of seeing someone, sort of, and I got home last night and saw him, and that didn't go well, either. One of us was way more into The Big Reunion than the other. Ima let you guess which of us was more anticipatory. One of us had had a particularly bad day at work.
So that sucks. I kind of feel like that Hee Haw song that goes, If it weren't for bad luck I'd have no luck at all.
Woahhh.
Maybe my problem is that I quote Hee Haw songs. Don't you hate people who quote obscure song lyrics on social media? Cut it out. Why not just write, "I know a song you don't"?
I'm considering giving up on men, but I wonder, what is there in this life that gives you the same euphoria you get when you first meet someone? Is there anything? I mean other than drugs. I'm not going to start up on drugs at this late date.
Also, I quit my headache study. I could do the diet itself, that was easy-ish, but I missed work yesterday, then next week I'm scheduled to go on a small trip with The Man Who Wasn't Enthusiastic About Me Last Night so I'm missing three days, and on top of missing all that work, the headache place wants me there every two weeks. They wanted me to go there Wednesday morning. It just got unrealistic, missing work that often, even though technically I have the vacation time.
So, yeah, it just kind of feels like things aren't going quite right, you know what I mean? And I know some of you know the other thing that isn't going right, the thing I mentioned solely on Pie on the Face on Facebook, and let's remember if I tell it there, it's because I want it to be fairly confidential, so don't mention it here okay thank you very much.
I'd better get to the aforementioned work now, and maybe it'll be, like, Best Day Ever or something. Maybe we'll all get free work puppies and a shot of tequila.
I'll talk at you later.
Failing at life,
Joooooob
