In our second installment of Make June Do It, your faithful servant June has used the Bumpit. The Bumpit is apparently something they advertise on infomercials, and frankly June is surprised she has not (a) seen said infomercial and (b)... Read more →
14 October 2009
24 September 2009
If by "sexy" you mean "I look like Geraldo Rivera"
So I'm sitting there at work, and I feel this...this... Heavenly days in the morning! That isn't a WHISKER, is it? I stampeded to the giant Wicked Queen mirror in my office. (Seriously, you should see that gargantuan thing.) Sure... Read more →
22 September 2009
Nonpaper chase
You guys. Seriously. We need to find out who Casey Chase is. Portugal, Turkey, Viet Nam--ALL LOOKING for fricking Casey Chase here today. And when you Google him? All you get is my stupid blog. WHO IS HE? Everyone on... Read more →
24 August 2009
June's favorite things
You know how Oprah has that show where she shows you all the things she likes cause she's a billionaire and can afford everything? This is just like that, except for the part where I am poor. I know we... Read more →
05 August 2009
Two years. Does that make me an official Southerner?
It was two years ago today that we moved to North Carolina. I cried. Remember how depressed I was? Oh! It was an adjustment. But look at all the things I've learned since then! I've learned that you simply must... Read more →
12 May 2009
18 January 2009
Cherry for the pits
Shhh. Don't tell Marvin. I had to use his deodorant today. Marvin gets really skeeved out when I use his deodorant, which in the grand scheme of being married 10 and a half years is kind of weird, if you... Read more →
03 December 2008
Ode to Joy
Awhile back, Marvin's aunt--who I will call Auntie Garp--and I got into a pertinent discussion about Joy perfume. Actually it was about two seconds long. She said, "Marvin's grandmother used to wear Joy." And I said, "Oh, I have always... Read more →
