Bye Bye, Pie!

Xmastime is XXXciting

Okay, this isn't nearly as dirty of a post as my title made it seem. However, two of the young hot blonde Alexes came over--and, again, this is not a dirty post. But they did come over; I never thought... Read more →

If I kin hep ya

I don't want you to get too excited, and I realize you still have to concentrate on your families and jobs and so on, but I have an exciting update: I'm trying new deodorant. I KNOW! I ran out of... Read more →

June strikes her own fancy

On Saturday, I decided to take myself out for a drive to see color, and not men of color as I did Friday, but rather reds and yellows. And I mean leaves. I'm not dating the Wee Pals all of... Read more →

I'm just a mirage in your kiddie pool

Yesterday, I ended up working out for 100 minutes. I don't even know what to tell you. I got inspired. It was a dumb inspiration. My muse is an asshole. Before. I've no idea why I look like I'm preparing... Read more →

If you were the opposite sex all of a sudden

"It really pisses me off that Bruce Jenner is prettier than me," I said, while I was out with some friends. "Ain't it the truth?" said my stupid coworker Vilhelm Oyster. "You're not supposed to say that. You're supposed to... Read more →

June's Lesbian Adventure

"I'm boyfriend-free this weekend," one of the Alexes at work wrote me. "We should do something fun." What does it say about me that as soon as you say "something fun," dancing at the gay bar is the first thing... Read more →

Screaming in to say ho. Which is not at all polite and who needs to type better, do you think?

I really meant to type "hi," and my nails have grown too long. I've had a gel manicure on them since Thanksgiving and all of a sudden I'm Cher. Remember how she had the nails? God, I wanted nails like... Read more →

F

It's Sunday night and I'm bloging now, because I know I have to spend between 8 fucking a.m. and 8:30 fucking a.m. Monday on the phone to my mortgage company, because their fucking website will not work and I can't... Read more →

My bones and silver purse

I have a cat on my lap and one meowing because she's not on, and I'm a little insulted that everyone seems to think there's room for JUST EVERYONE up here. But that is neither here nor there. I must... Read more →

June goes dancing with the Naughty Professor. A gay old time.

What I did not know about gay bars here is that they have dancing boys. Wearing just skimpy underwear. And put down the phone. I don't mean they were seven years old. I mean these boys were born in 1991,... Read more →

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If a picture paints a thousand words, then why can't I paint Hulk?

I guess because someone already has. Read more →

eh eh eh eh [convulse]

I know it's Saturday and therefore eight people in total wonder why I haven't written yet, and for those eight people I will tell you that I've been working all day. I have freelance up my butt, which may lead... Read more →

In fact, the guy who played Percival on Little House was gay.

Good day, Percivals. Did it kill me yesterday when you all signed into the comments as Percival? Indeed it did. June. Easily amused since she first heard the name Spiro Agnew. Hey, did I tell you guys I put an... Read more →

$30.69 richer

I went to drag queen bingo last night and I am a WINNAH! WINNAH! How much do you wish I'd stop saying WINNAH!? Enclosed please find a photo Marty Martin took with his cell phone of me up there on... Read more →

Delicate brain

Oh, I just have so many things to tell you I cannot even know where to start. Yesterday could not have been better unless Jude Law had shown up somewhere in there with a McGriddle. I guess first I will... Read more →

B-I-N-G-Oh, wow, drag queens!

I have one word for you: DRAG. QUEEN. BINGO. And I am really sorry that I continue to think it's funny to say "I have one word for you" and then I have lots of words. Clearly, I'd be a... Read more →

I forgot one of the things I was gonna say earlier

Also, on Dooce's blog yesterday or the day before--I don't know when it was. Recently, okay?--she showed pictures of her bathroom remodel and oh! It is so ugly. So people commented, and you know Dooce gets 500 comments on a... Read more →