Bye Bye, Pie!

Joe Lies

I be Hutch. Wear be Starskee? hahahahahaha Anyway. I hadn't had my eyebrows waxed since Wilford Brimley was a child, so I went to Elegant Nail & Tan, which I realize suggests all kinds of featured services that do not... Read more →

In which June would kill Agatha all over again

But I already TOLD you about my weekend, because a picture paints a thousand words. Then why can't I paint you? (This might be the best of all the horrific videos I've ever given you.) So okay, so I'll give... Read more →

June meets Jackie

I have the most exciting news possible: I have gaybors! I just met them! And by "them" I mean one of the gaybors and his dog. Which is how I met them. And by "them" I mean--okay, I'll stop. I... Read more →

June sees a psychic. Finds out the future. So after today you won't have to read this dumb blog anymore. You'll know what's gonna happen.

On Sunday, I went with my coworker Alex to see the psychic, the one from 2011. I don't mean the psychic was born in 2011, which would make her something of a prodigy. I also don't mean she's from the... Read more →

Watch June apply her makeup. You won't BELIEVE what happens next. Yeah, you will. She puts on clothes and goes to work.

Today, Ima talk to you while I do my makeup. Here I am, looking like one of those women who doesn't shave her parts, whose one iota of makeup is some tinted Burt's Bees balm. Mmmm. Vision. You know, I... Read more →

Screaming in to say ho. Which is not at all polite and who needs to type better, do you think?

I really meant to type "hi," and my nails have grown too long. I've had a gel manicure on them since Thanksgiving and all of a sudden I'm Cher. Remember how she had the nails? God, I wanted nails like... Read more →

Refridge

Last weekend, when Ned and I were at that on-the-streets Christmas celebration, we went to a store that sells vintage, and right here I'd like to apologize to my friend Kit, because I bought a vintage coat for $45. It's... Read more →

I blame Sue

Yesterday culminated in many family members coming over for dinner, and my Aunt Sue took photos on her Samsung, which looked perfectly normal on her camera and got blurry once she sent it to mine. I would dearly love to... Read more →