Bye Bye, Pie!

Lottie and the Big-Girl Bed

Last night, when I headed to bed, Lottie was already in there, fast asleep. She looked so cute, and she's been doing so well with not going in the house, that I thought, "Maybe she can sleep in the big-girl... Read more →

June Brought the Rose (Gold)

Last night, I got my rose gold color! It'll only last a few weeks, but here it is! I look vaguely like an aging Disney princess. But I like it! It's exciting! Also, I need lip enhancement so bad. Four... Read more →

11:40, a sacred time everyone knew about but June. Oh, also, kitten.

My problem is, I'm not attracted to wealth and power. Like, look at Candace Bergen. She married two men who weren't that pretty, but rich? Hells yeah, they were rich. And she must have slept with them, right? Or how... Read more →

Cracked

BOOM! That's what woke me up today. Lottie did her usual crying to get out of her crate at 6:30, and I was half-asleep when I took her out, fed her, then slammed my damn bedroom door so I could... Read more →

The one where Edsel is a bad-ass. It's like I said Richard Simmons is in a gang.

A time. Morning-ish. When we last spoke--and why didn't you ever call me last night to say you got in okay?--I said I'd tell about all the places I stopped working at, and how I yelled at someone in a... Read more →

Dog years

7:36 a.m. The alarm went off at 6:40 today. By 6:42 I was sick of Lottie. So there's that. Honestly, there is no joy to be had with this creature. You can't even pet her, because she's just trying to... Read more →