I have to get up at a ludicrous hour to get Iris from the emergency vet Monday a.m., as they are an emergency vet clinic and close at, like, 7:30 a.m., so I'm writing this Sunday night. Iris's still not... Read more →
I have to get up at a ludicrous hour to get Iris from the emergency vet Monday a.m., as they are an emergency vet clinic and close at, like, 7:30 a.m., so I'm writing this Sunday night. Iris's still not... Read more →
06:00 AM in ...friend/Ned, Munchausen's by Proxy, My pets | Permalink | Comments (76)
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9:32 p.m. It's Tuesday night, as opposed to TOOOOOOOSDAY AFTERNOOON. What is that song? The songs of my childhood are sad. Why'd I have to grow up in the drug era? Couldn't I have grown up in the nice '20s,... Read more →
06:32 AM in Aging ungracefully, Family, Food and Drink, Health, Munchausen's by Proxy | Permalink | Comments (84)
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Laundry, done. Oil change, scheduled. Lawn maintenance guy, phoned. I did everything I said I would last time I was here, except for that pesky work-on-my-book thing. What do you want from me? The best part of Saturday was when... Read more →
08:27 AM in Munchausen's by Proxy, My pets | Permalink | Comments (33)
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Edsel doing his sled dog impression. Or his Mushmouth impresh. Whichever. It snowed again, which is very exciting for us here. My work is delayed a crummy hour. Given how much sliding down my street I did last night, I... Read more →
It occurred to me that maybe Tallulah and my vet are in cahoots on the world's most anticipated April Fool's joke. Wouldn't that be great? Dicks. Last night I was proofreading my riveting statistics textbook, as I do, once the... Read more →
08:28 AM in Munchausen's by Proxy, My Bible and Wall Street obsessions | Permalink | Comments (41)
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If I'd have known having a sick dog would get me THIS much attention, I'd have offed her years ago. Look how her tail's still going, even though I know she's waiting for her pain pill to kick in right... Read more →
08:35 AM in Munchausen's by Proxy | Permalink | Comments (86)
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Throughout this whole Tallulah-being-sick ordeal, she's been licking her girl parts like a champ. Everyone in my family has had hilarious jokes about this, and I'd like to take this moment to thank my family for being a big pack... Read more →
08:27 AM in I hate everything, Munchausen's by Proxy | Permalink | Comments (134)
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Say, guess who I won't leave alone? o for luff of god Good lord, I hate my nose. Can we please take up a collection to get that thing fixed? I'd be doing you all a favor, because you wouldn't... Read more →
Every morning, and at noon, and then again at night, I am giving Tallulah a cacophony of pills in order to make her well. And along with that, I am of course worried sick about her, and the whole thing... Read more →
04:09 PM in Munchausen's by Proxy, My pets | Permalink | Comments (34)
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I felt distinctly unwell this morning. "Maybe you're pregnant!" said my hilarious mother, and I'd like to once again bring up Shady Pines. But speaking of Shady Pines, my...lady time did not arrive this month. There was no flying of... Read more →
Ima go get the dog right now, then come back and nap because this was a stupid day. Tallulah had some health trouble today and ended up at the emergency vet, and I took a little video of her shaking... Read more →
04:53 PM in Munchausen's by Proxy, My pets | Permalink | Comments (32)
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