Bye Bye, Pie!

Wordless Weekend: June returns, puts up vacation photos. You're welcome.

Wordless Weekend--Sunday Edition

Wordless Weekend--Check Back For Updates

It's number two! Wordless Weekend continues--at a breakneck pace

Wordless Weekend (check back for riveting updates)

Silent Saturday (I'll update with new pictures all day. Lucky you.)

Wordless Wednesday, mostly because overslept

Here, she says, using words. Here's what I took photos of yesterday. Go ahead and guess what I did all day. Read more →

The one where June keeps saying she has to go

I overslept. In elementary school, there was this poor girl who'd come to school late all the time. Our teacher was a terrible person, and in front of the whole room she'd make the girl say why she was late.... Read more →

June digs in her trash

I didn't blog this morning because I posted sort of late Sunday, and then late again Monday, and I wanted people to have a chance to catch up if they hadn't read yet. But just now I was looking for... Read more →

The Color...Oh, You Know

If Ned's not here, I have to walk the dogs separately, because if they see another dog, they attack each other like idiots. I do not know what drives them to do such a thing, other than they can't attack... Read more →

Going through old pictures on this computer

Real Romance

I woke Ned up in the middle of the night. According to my Fitbit, it was somewhere between 2:47 and 3:08. "I'm sick," I announced, not at all dramatically. "My stomach is sick." "Oh, no!" Ned jolted up. "Come here!... Read more →

Stabbing and raping pumpkins is a really weird tradition, if you mull it over any

For breakfast, I'm having Ned's pumpkin flax granola with plain yogurt. Who the hell have I become? Speaking of pumpkins and Ned, yesterday we schlepped out after work and be-pumpkined ourselves. "Go pose by the scarecrow," I said to Ned,... Read more →

I've been looking so long at these pictures of you. And your minty rope.

I found two CDs with my initials on them, and seeing as I haven't released a CD in ages, and should really get on that live album, I was intrigued. It was a whole mess of pictures from five or... Read more →

Dig if you will a picture

Oh my GOD, I just spent hours--hours!!--with Apple, but my PHONE IS FIXED-DED! I am so happy. I have to go get ready, because Ned and I are headed to (wait for it) Winston-Salem to see Marvin's band play. I... Read more →

In the room the women come and go, talking of Michelangelo

This site's gonna be the death of me. Typepad is STILL having problems and this thing comes and goes constantly. When I went to log in today, I got the big warning you get sometimes about how I was logging... Read more →

Picture book. Pictures of your readers, and your real friend Sleeping, a long time ago.

I am on hold with the IRS. It is Wednesday evening and I have been on the phone with them for 40 minutes. Usually I blog in the morning, but as I am hostage, what the heck. I was just... Read more →

In which June gets out the photo album. Oh, I know. Makes you wanna dive right in, doesn't it?

I don't have much to blog about today, because I am uninteresting. Last night I did my Tracy Chapman workout and watched a documentary at Ned's. And yes, I know it's funny I got a divorce from Mr. Documentary, Mr.... Read more →

Oh, yes. I certainly DO see a virgin up there in those stars. Freak.

Last night I had dinner with my friend and coworker The Poet. We've been TRYING to go to tea together, but clearly God is over us and our tea plans. First, we picked Proximity, which is a fancy hotel near... Read more →

I'm unclear. Did I say Merry Christmas?

Went to see Miracle on 34th Street with TinaDoris and Dick Whitman and my forehead wrinkle last night and now I'm running late. So I will leave you with a few seasonal greetings. No, I'm sorry, we have to revisit... Read more →

Merry Christmas! I'm divorced! Also, your Thanksgiving pictures are here. So shut up now. Have I said Merry Christmas yet?

It's Monday night and I got out of work, went to the eye doctor and picked up my contacts, got some super-extra-healthy Chinese food, did my workout which was probably useless seeing as I ate Lot's Wife in salt with... Read more →

June captures her trip on film. Story at 11:00.

I just got home from Michigan, and man, what a short, fun ride THAT is, but the good news is Ned and I still like each other. Which, you know. Twenty-six hours in the car with somebody, plus the whole... Read more →

: (. LOL! (Could not hate self more.)

Before I forget, because you know how I am and I know I STILL owe someone Abraham Lincoln band-aids and I have no idea who, I wanted to announce that we're gonna do the "send-me-a-picture-from-your-Thanksgiving" thing again, even though it... Read more →

One of my stupider posts. Read on! Aren't you encouraged?

I am in something of a rush today, but fortunately not listening to Rush, so this post will be stupid, as opposed to all the times it is profound. I went out with Ned last night--we had salads. Oh, gee,... Read more →

If a picture paints a thousand words then why can't I shut up?

I just realized yesterday afternoon that my PUR water filter was no longer working. There's this teensy what-am-I-a-bat?-who-can-see-this? light on the side of the filter that, when it's done working, flashes red. ROXANNE! You don't have to put on your... Read more →

Random shots and a dirty book. Am totally tired of the phrase "random." "That's random!" Oh, shut up.

So I'm reading that dirty book 50 Shades of Grey's Anatomy or whatever, and man is it dumb. And can I put it down? Why do some dumb books suck us in (see: Twilight)? I mean, I consider myself above... Read more →

Stuff lying around on my desktop

It is 9:41 p.m. and I just got off the phone with ...friend and I am trying to avoid doing the second half of my Tracy Chapman workout DVD. Which is dumb because it's continuing to work really well and... Read more →

Winston's peaceful existence. A thing of the past.

So now I have to drag out old posts to keep you amused. THERE IS A LOT OF WORK. I don't know if I've mentioned that. Anyway, here is May of 2010, when I still had my beloved wonderful Winston,... Read more →

June and Silent Blog Strike Back

In my quest to just show you pictures from my week in order to save time blogging so I can get my 394949339 pages of editing work done, I, you know, took a lot of pictures. Then this morning I... Read more →

June the Mime Continues Her Wordless-ish Blog

Yesterday I mostly worked. Someone took advantage of my distractedness to do the forbidden. Laundry. The dining room table is a lovely place to neatly store it. And a statistics textbook that needs mailed. Got glared at. Talked to Dick... Read more →

Wordless Week June

Dudes. You have no idea how much work I have to do. Which is good, right? I have had one day with no work to do since I got laid off, and yay. I am glad. Hey, maybe it's that... Read more →